Bleeding Hearts Love is a Riot (Dark) — Tank

Every tee is $36. XS or 5XL — same shirt, same price. We don't charge people more for taking up space. The charts below are the garment laid flat, in inches. Not your body. Find a shirt you already like the fit of, lay it flat, measure it, and match the numbers.

Tees — Bella + Canvas 3001

Retail fit — trim through the body, side seams, no boxiness. True to size. Want it loose? Go up one. Double the flat chest to get the full measurement around: an M is 40 inches around.

One size honest note on the drop: the Drop No. 001 Werewolf tee, in Maroon and Autumn, runs XS–4XL and stops there. The 5XL row above is the evergreen tee — same Bella + Canvas 3001 blank, same $36. We have not been given a reason in writing for why the drop colours stop at 4XL, so we are not going to invent one. Need 5XL? The evergreen tee has it.

Tees: black, dark grey heather and white on most designs; a few run athletic heather and white instead. Every tee colour runs XS-5XL at $36.

Tanks — Bella + Canvas 3480

Within a quarter inch of the tee across the chest - 0.25 in narrower at XS, 0.25 in wider from S up - and exactly one inch shorter in the body at every size, with a deep armhole that drapes. True to size. If you want a tank that skims rather than clings, size up - the armhole opens up with it.

Tanks: the same colour logic as the tee, minus the sizes tanks do not run - XS-2XL at $36.

Hoodies — Stanley/Stella Cruiser 2.0

Cut roomy on purpose — open across the chest and shoulders. It's a heavy hoodie and it hangs like one. True to size if you want room. Size down if you want it close. Sleeve here is measured from the top of the sleeve seam at the shoulder out to the cuff, not from the back of the collar.

Stanley/Stella states 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester, 350 gsm. $78 in every size.

India Ink Grey runs S–2XL. The mill doesn't cut that colour any bigger, and we won't quietly swap in a different garment to pretend otherwise. Black, White and Heather Grey all run the full S-5XL - same hoodie, same fabric, same $78. Need larger than 2XL? Black, White or Heather Grey, depending on the design.

Long sleeve — Cotton Heritage MC1186

6.5 oz, heavier than the tee, straight through the body. Same chest width as the tee at every size, and exactly half an inch longer in the body at every size. True to size — if the tee fits in the chest, this fits. Cotton Heritage publishes a sleeve length for this blank but does not say where on the garment they measure it from, so use that column to compare one size against the next, not to match a shirt you already own. Chest and body length are the two to measure.

Long sleeve: black and white. S-3XL, both colours, $59.

How to measure

Don't measure yourself. Measure a shirt you already own and already like. Lay it flat on a table. Smooth it out. No stretching. Chest — straight across, from one armpit seam to the other. Length — from the highest point of the shoulder seam straight down to the hem. Sleeve — from the top of the shoulder seam, along the outside of the arm, to the cuff. Match those to the chart. Within an inch is the right size. Between two sizes, take the bigger one — a shirt can hang loose, it can't grow.

These are the supplier's numbers for the blank we print on. Garments vary by up to 2 inches, so treat an inch either way as the same size. Guessed wrong anyway? One size swap within 30 days, $8 flat.

One price in every size. Not a promotion. The point. Still stuck? Send your flat measurements to support@prideriotofficial.com and we'll tell you the size. No guessing, no upsell.