Alice in Anarchy | Premium "Vintage Wash" Crewneck Sweatshirt
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The Vibe: The Alice in Anarchy Crewneck is the anti-thesis of the stiff, corporate sweatshirt. Using the iconic Comfort Colors garment-dye process, this piece arrives looking like you’ve already loved it for years. It features a "Soft Grunge" color palette and a relaxed structure that says you have better things to do than worry about your outfit.
The Feel (Sensory Safe):
• No "Fleece Sweat": Made from dense, ring-spun cotton (9.5 oz), it provides warmth without the suffocating "polyester heat" trap.
• Gender-Affirming Drape: The garment-dye process relaxes the fabric fibers, causing the sweatshirt to hang naturally rather than puffing out at the waist or chest. It minimizes curves and provides a safe, boxy silhouette.
• Texture: Zero starchiness. The fabric feels broken-in and substantial, like a weighted blanket for your upper body.
The Ethics (Anti-Landfill):
• Made to Order: Zero inventory waste. Printed only when you order it.
• Pigment Dye: The dyeing process uses less water than traditional methods and creates a unique finish that fades beautifully over time, encouraging long-term wear rather than disposal.
• Ethical Cotton: Sourced from sustainable farming practices that prioritize soil health and fair labor.
The Specs:
• Base: Comfort Colors 1566.
• Fit: Relaxed, Unisex. (True to size for a loose fit; size up for baggy).
• Weight: 9.5 oz (Heavyweight feel).
• Material: 80% Ring Spun Cotton / 20% Polyester.
The 2026 Palette:
• Pepper: The ultimate vintage black/charcoal.
• Orchid: A muted, bruised lilac (Modern Gothic).
• Blue Spruce: A deep, desaturated teal-grey.
• Crimson: A washed-out, dark red (Vampire aesthetic).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 33-36 | 31 ½ |
| M | 28 ½ | 37-40 | 33 ½ |
| L | 29 ½ | 41-43 | 35 ¼ |
| XL | 30 ½ | 44-46 | 36 ¾ |
| 2XL | 31 ½ | 47-49 | 28 ¼ |
| 3XL | 32 ½ | 50-52 | 39 ¼ |
