Goldie Locks Unisex Hoodie – Queer Punk Drag Queen Sweatshirt | Pride Riot Apparel
🇺🇸FREE CONTINENTAL U.S. SHIPPING
⚙️Made to order, arrives in 5–7 business days
📦Estimated arrival between October 13 and October 15
Wrap yourself in queer fairy tale rebellion with the Goldie Locks Hoodie — featuring our iconic drag twist on the Goldilocks story, complete with her three bear daddies. This cozy, punk-inspired hoodie is soft, bold, and built to slay cooler days and shady stares.
Whether you're at a Pride march, cuddling up with chosen family, or just looking for that perfect mix of comfort and camp, this hoodie has your back.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft, air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket + rib-knit cuffs for that clean fit
• Made to order — no overproduction, just over-the-top fabulousness
Disclaimer: The white version may appear off-white (but Goldie doesn’t wear basic white anyway).
Whether you're at a Pride march, cuddling up with chosen family, or just looking for that perfect mix of comfort and camp, this hoodie has your back.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Soft, air-jet spun yarn for reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Front pouch pocket + rib-knit cuffs for that clean fit
• Made to order — no overproduction, just over-the-top fabulousness
Disclaimer: The white version may appear off-white (but Goldie doesn’t wear basic white anyway).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
We currently ship within the United States only. Shipping is free to the continental U.S. because we love you and hate hidden fees.
To help reduce waste, all of our products are made-to-order. Please allow 5–7 business days for your items to be produced and delivered.
These instructions apply to our printed apparel only. To keep the design looking sharp and prevent fading or cracking, follow these rules.
- Machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with similar colors and a mild detergent.
- Do not use fabric softeners or dry-clean. Use non-chlorine bleach only when absolutely necessary.
- For drying, you can tumble dry on a low cycle, but hanging it to dry is always best for the print.
- If you must iron, do it inside-out with a cool iron. Never, ever iron directly on the print itself.
