Riot Report: Queer Myths, Riot Legends, and the Stories We Wear

Riot Report: Queer Myths, Riot Legends, and the Stories We Wear

Once upon a riot, the queers took back the stories.
They ripped the glitter from the pages, rewrote the endings, and dressed the f*ck up.

Pride Riot isn’t just a brand—it’s a growing mythos of queer saints, rebels, punks, lovers, and legends. Our collections are more than clothing. They’re queer fairy tales, reimagined with fishnets, fury, leather, glitter, and power.

Here’s a look at the icons currently tearing up our universe (and your closet):

🧙♀️ The Wizard of Oz – Queer Resistance Fantasy

Dorothy didn’t just follow the yellow brick road—she burned it down in heels.
Our Oz is loud, queer, and wrapped in glitter-fueled defiance.
Welcome to a world where Tinmen fall in love, lions are fierce femmes, and witches don’t die—they riot.

→ [Shop the Oz Collection]

🐰 Wonderland Riot Crew – Alice Reimagined

Alice didn’t fall down the rabbit hole. She staged a coup in fishnets.
Our Riot Crew is a collision of tea parties, rebellion, and glam madness.
Every piece in this collection screams: We’re all mad here, and we like it that way.

→ [Fall into Wonderland]

🎸 The Honey Rejects – 1988 Tour

A fictional girl band. A queer retro fever dream.
Born from the chaos of punk, pride, and neon eyeliner—The Honey Rejects live loud in tees, tanks, and posters.
This is what it sounds like when femme rage goes platinum.

→ [Shop the Honey Rejects]

🧵 Pinocchio & the Queer Power Sisters – No Strings Club

Pinocchio’s done playing puppet.
In this world, he breaks free and forms a punk house with the Queer Sisters—divine drag royalty with a sledgehammer message:
No strings. No shame. Just power.

→ [Join the No Strings Club]

🕯️ Coming Soon: The Undead Anarchist Band

You’ve seen queer glam.
You’ve heard the legends.
But soon… the dead will headline.

💀 The Undead Anarchist Band: PRIDE TOUR 2025
Rising from the grave to lead a revolution.
Dripping in leather. Screaming in color.
Tour merch drops soon. You’ve been warned.

These are the stories we wear.
The myths we rewrite.
The legends we live loud.
Pride Riot is a movement. You’re already part of it.

💼 [Shop the Riot]